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Reborn as My Love Rival’s Wife (重生成为情敌妻)  – Shu Hua (舒怀)

love rival's wife

There was once a very hot debate on the internet before:

If you woke up one day in the morning and discovered that your body had changed into the opposite sex, what would be your first reaction?

An internet user gave out a very famous answer:

Younger brothers, first molest yourself a bit!

Su Jian remembered that when he had first read this comment, he slammed the table and exclaimed: Good brother, well said!

But now, when he really faced such a strange situation, he could only feel extremely ball ached and shake in fear, grief, and resentment: F*CKING BASTARD! F*ck it all! F*ck you!

Eh, let’s correct it a bit. The words used above were slightly wrong, because our pitiful student Su Jian already no longer had a dick.


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The Daily Task of Preventing My Disciple from Turning to the Dark Side – Hei Mao Ni Ni (黑猫睨睨)

The Daily Task of Preventing My Disciple from Turning to the Dark Side

Titles:

把徒弟养大后,发现他想吃我

Discovering my Disciple Wants to Eat Me After Raising Him

每天都要防止徒弟黑化

The Daily Task of Preventing My Disciple from Turning to the Dark Side

Synopsis:

作为仙界第一炼丹师,穆辰一直认为是自己一心炼丹制药,对徒弟疏于管教,才导致其被魔修引诱,误入歧途,后来造成三界生灵涂炭。重生后,穆辰决定好好教导自己的弟子,给他最好的资源、认真疼爱、贴身携带、言传身教、不让他长歪。

The number one pill concocter of the immortal world, Mu Chen, had always believed that it was because he had wholeheartedly concocted pills that had lead to him failing to pay sufficient attention to his disciple, causing him to become seduced by devil cultivation and going astray, later making the three realms to fall to disaster. After rebirthing, Mu Chen decided he must properly teach his disciple, give him the very best resources, earnestly love him, carry him close to his body, and don’t let him grow crooked.

徒儿果然越来越“贴心”,每天都要爬床蹭胸抱大腿,只不过眼神不太对……

Sure enough, his disciple became more and more “intimate”, every day must crawl into his bed to rub his chest and hug his leg. Only his expression isn’t exactly quite right……


There are Always Protagonists with Delusions of Starting a Harem (總有主角妄想開後宮) by Don’t Know How to Play Chess (不會下棋)

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There's Always a Protagonist with Delusions of Starting a Harem

Summary:

孤家寡人二十年的葉之洲突然多出了幾個親戚,還來不及弄清楚情況,他就莫名其妙的車禍瀕死了,然後又莫名其妙的沒死成,還被強制綁定了一個救世系統。
何為救世?
NP毀滅世界!阻止N P就是拯救世界!
……
好吧,阻止N P。看完系統介紹的葉之洲抽抽嘴角,為了安全回家,果斷開始了這場冒險之旅——就當是在玩一個大型擬真攻略遊戲好了。
從此,主角要救的人,他先救;主角要做的生意,他先做;主角要收的小弟,他先收;主角要跳的崖,他先跳;主角要攪的基,他先……等等,這個不可以有,換一個換一個。
???:不,這個可以有。
葉之洲(大驚):誰在說話?
???:你老公。
葉之洲:……

The single and 20-year old Ye Zhizhou had suddenly produced several more relatives (?). Before he was able to fully digest the situation, he was unfathomably involved in a traffic accident, nearly dying. Even more mysterious was that before he could die was that he was forcibly bound with a World Saving System*.

(*TL/N: Literally Salvation System, but that sounded really weird ._.)

Why was it World Saving?

Destroying harem* worlds! Preventing harems was equal to saving the world!

(*TL/N: NP refers to harem/reverse harem/other types of harem, harem situations in general in light novels. At least that’s what Baidu told me =3=)

……

Alright, prevent harems. After Ye Zhizhuo finished looking at the system introduction, the corner of his mouth twitched. For the sake of safely returning home, he decisively began this risky journey——it would be fine to just think of it as playing a large-scale real-time strategy game.

From then on, the people that the main character would save, he first saved; the businesses that the main character would do, he first did; the younger brothers that the main character received, he first received; the cliffs the main character would jump, he first jumped; the gay sex that the main character would have, he first… wait, wait, this one can’t have, switch for another, switch for another.

???: No, this one can have.

Ye Zhizhou (shock): Who’s speaking?

???: Your husband.

Ye Zhizhou: … …

6 thoughts on “Teasers

  1. I feel like that’d be a bit too much for the guy. I mean transgender issues aside its more troubling for him since he becomes a female around people he knows and dislikes. I think he’d be fine if he transmigrated to the middle of ancient China but if I became the husband of a hoe I been fighting against (and became the guy I LIKED? Maybe? Rip) I’d ditch her ass and find me a new girl, but he’s gonna end up feeling something gay inside for a guy he previously disliked.

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    1. RozenKristal

      Ahaha, it is not as serious as you think. I believe this novel is like slice of life-modern-romance-lighthearted comedy. It always put a smile on my face, kinda like a sweet tea you enjoy every morning thing. You will see.

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