Reborn as My Love Rival’s Wife (重生成为情敌妻) – Shu Hua (舒怀)
There was once a very hot debate on the internet before:
If you woke up one day in the morning and discovered that your body had changed into the opposite sex, what would be your first reaction?
An internet user gave out a very famous answer:
Younger brothers, first molest yourself a bit!
Su Jian remembered that when he had first read this comment, he slammed the table and exclaimed: Good brother, well said!
But now, when he really faced such a strange situation, he could only feel extremely ball ached and shake in fear, grief, and resentment: F*CKING BASTARD! F*ck it all! F*ck you!
Eh, let’s correct it a bit. The words used above were slightly wrong, because our pitiful student Su Jian already no longer had a dick.
The Daily Task of Preventing My Disciple from Turning to the Dark Side – Hei Mao Ni Ni (黑猫睨睨)
Discovering my Disciple Wants to Eat Me After Raising Him
The Daily Task of Preventing My Disciple from Turning to the Dark Side
The number one pill concocter of the immortal world, Mu Chen, had always believed that it was because he had wholeheartedly concocted pills that had lead to him failing to pay sufficient attention to his disciple, causing him to become seduced by devil cultivation and going astray, later making the three realms to fall to disaster. After rebirthing, Mu Chen decided he must properly teach his disciple, give him the very best resources, earnestly love him, carry him close to his body, and don’t let him grow crooked.
Sure enough, his disciple became more and more “intimate”, every day must crawl into his bed to rub his chest and hug his leg. Only his expression isn’t exactly quite right……
There are Always Protagonists with Delusions of Starting a Harem (總有主角妄想開後宮) by Don’t Know How to Play Chess (不會下棋)
The single and 20-year old Ye Zhizhou had suddenly produced several more relatives (?). Before he was able to fully digest the situation, he was unfathomably involved in a traffic accident, nearly dying. Even more mysterious was that before he could die was that he was forcibly bound with a World Saving System*.
(*TL/N: Literally Salvation System, but that sounded really weird ._.)
Why was it World Saving?
Destroying harem* worlds! Preventing harems was equal to saving the world!
(*TL/N: NP refers to harem/reverse harem/other types of harem, harem situations in general in light novels. At least that’s what Baidu told me =3=)
Alright, prevent harems. After Ye Zhizhuo finished looking at the system introduction, the corner of his mouth twitched. For the sake of safely returning home, he decisively began this risky journey——it would be fine to just think of it as playing a large-scale real-time strategy game.
From then on, the people that the main character would save, he first saved; the businesses that the main character would do, he first did; the younger brothers that the main character received, he first received; the cliffs the main character would jump, he first jumped; the gay sex that the main character would have, he first… wait, wait, this one can’t have, switch for another, switch for another.
???: No, this one can have.
Ye Zhizhou (shock): Who’s speaking?
???: Your husband.
Ye Zhizhou: … …